Arrr! Springfield be in a hullabaloo, thanks to Trump’s tall tales o' landlubbers stealin’ our treasure!
2024-09-13
Arrr, mateys! Springfield, Ohio be caught in the tempest o’ political squabbles, all 'cause ol' Captain Trump be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Haitian swabs and their furry mates! Aye, it be a right ruckus, fit for a sea shanty or a tavern brawl! Avast, let the rum flow!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubber town of Springfield, Ohio. Aye, this wee port o' call be caught in the tempest o' political squabbles, like a ship adrift in a sea o' nonsense!