Arrr! Trump be sayin’ he knows naught of Loomer’s tall tales ‘bout 9/11—like a landlubber lost at sea!
2024-09-13
Arrr! After raisin' a tankard on the day of doom with a scallywag who claims the attacks be a scheme from within, former Captain Trump be sayin’ he knew naught of her jibber-jabber. Aye, the seas be full o’ surprises, savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of yer erstwhile leader, Donald J. Trump, who be makin' waves like a ship on a stormy sea! Just after he be celebratin' the somber day of Sept. 11, he found himself in the company of a scallywag far-right activist, a lass with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, spoutin' nonsense about the attacks bein' an “inside job.”Now, ye see, our ol' captain Trump, in all his grandiose splendor, be claimin' that he be completely oblivious to the ruckus that came out of her mouth! Aye, can ye believe it? The man be as blind as a bat in a bottomless pit! Here he be, rubbin' elbows with a wench who be stirrin' the pot of conspiracy, yet he be unaware of the tempest brewin' around 'im!
With a wink and a grin, Trump be sailin' under the flag of ignorance, as if he be a sailor lost at sea, not knowin' which way be up! So, raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for this be the tale of a captain who sailed too close to the wind, all while claimin' he knew nothin' of the storm brewin' below deck!