The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, the feathered plague be takin' a swashbucklin' twist, matey! What trickery be this from the fowl crew?"

2024-09-13

Arrr, the landlubbers o' the health crew be scratchin' their noggins, claimin' they’ve no clue how a scallywag in Missouri caught the bird flu! Methinks he must've been chasin’ a rogue parrot or dancin' too close to a flock of feathery fiends! Har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubbers of the US, where the healers be scratchin' their heads in confusion! Yarr, it seems a scallywag in Missouri has gone and caught hisself the dreaded bird flu, but lo and behold, the wise folk o' medicine be as perplexed as a parrot tryin' to do calculus!

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