The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Doc Nowinski, a swashbucklin’ brain wrangler, be sayin’ Tua’s noggin took a mighty blow! Aye, poor lad!

2024-09-13

Arrr! The swabs of the sports seas be chattin’ like landlubbers 'bout our matey Tua Tagovailoa! Should he hoist the white flag and abandon ship after yet another bonk on the noggin? Aye, the debate be as lively as a parrot on a rum barrel!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Miami Dolphins' brave sea dog, Tua Tagovailoa, who be battlin' the treacherous storms of concussions over the past two tides of the moon!

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