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Arrr, matey! NFL swashbuckler Troy Aikman be spillin’ the beans: "Post-divorce be me deepest shipwreck!"

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2017, the three-time Super Bowl sea dog Troy Aikman took the fair Catherine Mooty as his bride! Before her, he sailed with the publicist lass Rhonda Worthey, and together they spawned two wee scallywags! Avast, love be a tricky tide!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of Troy Aikman, the legendary pirate of the gridiron seas, whose second voyage in matrimony hit the rocks last year. This scallywag tied the knot with Catherine "Capa" Mooty in the year of our Lord 2017, but alas, their ship sank in July 2023, leavin' Aikman to navigate the turbulent waters of single life once more.

Even with the bright lights of the broadcastin' world shining upon him, Aikman be a master of keepin' his personal treasures under lock and key. Yet, he recently let slip the anchor of his troubles, revealin’ that the end of his union with Mooty was his “rock bottom”—a true shipwreck of the heart, ye see! He called it a failure, as he sailed forth from Lake Como, Italy, where he once popped the question to his fair lass.

With two daughters from his first marriage and a new batch of challenges, Aikman has been battlin’ his own demons beneath the surface, wrestlin’ with a happiness that seems like a phantom ship just beyond the horizon. His exploits with fellow sea dog Joe Buck continue, as they set sail on "Monday Night Football," sharin’ tales of glory and woe with their loyal crew. Aye, may the winds of fortune blow favorably for this ol' sea captain! Arrr!

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