Arrr, Tua's sailin' away could sink the Dolphins’ treasure by $124M, thanks to a GM's fancy jiujitsu tricks!
2024-09-13
Arrr! If our swashbucklin' lad Tua Tagovailoa hangs up his boots, the Dolphins be forced to cough up his doubloons for that jolly misadventure in martial arts! Aye, 'tis a funny way to go, matey—retirin' from footy fer a tussle with a kraken!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of Tua Tagovailoa, a lad who be battlin' the briny deep of NFL concussions! Aye, that scallywag took a nasty spill after bein' ambushed by the fearsome Damar Hamlin, leavin' the poor chap in a world of hurt, akin to bein' keelhauled! With three concussions in two years, the crew be wonderin' if this buccaneer should hang up his boots and sail off into the sunset.When asked if he be consultin’ his kin about this savage sport, Tua confessed he did ponder whether to keep plunderin’ in football or not. Yet, back he came, like the bravest of sea dogs! But alas, the chatter be ringin' loud; ‘tis time for the lad to retire, they say, lest he end up with his noggin rattled more than a treasure chest in a storm!
Now, he must tread the perilous waters of concussion protocols. If the doctors deem him fit to return, he’ll face a mighty decision—carry on or retire and forfeit a treasure trove of gold worth $124 million. Yet if they send him to Davy Jones' locker, the Dolphins still have to cough up a hefty piece of his contract. Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin’ harshly for our young pirate! Will he conquer the high seas of football or walk the plank? Only time will tell, savvy?