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Arrr, matey! Elon be walkin' the plank again, as Brazil's court snatches $3 million from his treasure chests!

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! The court of Brazil be takin’ three million doubloons from Elon’s ships, X and Starlink! A judge be sayin’ "avast!" to the social media app fer not payin’ its dues and ignorin’ the law. Justice de Moraes and Musk be squabblin’ like scallywags! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for a tale of high seas mischief in the world o' social media! The illustrious Brazilian Supreme Court, with a mighty judge named Alexandre de Moraes at the helm, has laid a scallywag's curse upon the treasure troves of none but Elon Musk himself! Aye, they’ve seized a hefty bounty o’ $3 million doubloons from the swashbucklin' enterprises known as X and Starlink.

It appears that Captain Musk’s social media vessel was sailin' under false colors, not payin' fines for breakin' Brazil's maritime laws o' the internet seas! The judge, with a fierce scowl, ordered the immediate sinkin' of the app in Brazilian waters. To add salt to the wound, ol' Musk failed to appoint a legal matey to represent him in these treacherous waters, much to the chagrin of Justice Moraes.

Ah, the two have been clashin' like titans on the high seas of legalese, as Brazil's court demanded respect and compliance. T’was a raucous squabble, indeed! So raise yer mugs and toast to the tangled web of the digital deep, where pirates and billionaires alike find themselves at odds! Yarrr!

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