Arrr, Biden donned a Trump hat, and the MAGA crew went madder than a scallywag on a sinking ship!
2024-09-13
Ahoy, mateys! Ye be granted passage, so clutch yer quill and read on! At the Shanksville Fire Brigade, the cap'n jested with the crew, snatching a hat as he quipped, “Aye, I be needin' this!” When asked for his mark, he roared, “Nay, but don the hat, ye scallywag!” Aye, laughter be the treasure!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' mirth and jests from yon land lubber's gathering. It be a fine day in the land of Shanksville, where the brave souls of the Volunteer Fire Department be holdin' court. Our fearless captain, the president himself, be strutting about like a peacock, plunderin' laughs from the crowd. With a cheeky grin, he snatched a hat and placed it atop his noggin, claimin', “There ye go, matey! I be needin' that hat!”Aye, the banter flowed like rum on a stormy night. A supporter, eager as a parrot, be askin', “Ye want me autograph?” To which our captain replied, “Hell, no!” Then, in a playful tug o' war, the exchange continued, “Put it on.” “Come on.” “I ain’t goin’ that far!” The crowd roared with laughter as their leader donned the “Trump 2024” cap, revelin’ in the jollity of the event, all while celebratin' the day of remembrance.