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Arrr! Lady Gaga be callin' out her scallywag mates who said she'd ne'er be famous! Huzzah!

2024-09-13

Arrr, Lady Gaga be spoutin' her thoughts on a TikTok trinket, showin’ a treasure map of her old shipmates yappin’ on the Facebook seas, sayin’ she’ll ne’er be a star! Har har, how the tides have turned! Fame be a cap’n’s delight, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the illustrious Lady Gaga, a fine lass who be sendin' out a message to all landlubbers to keep yer dreams afloat, no matter the storms o' doubt! Recently, a scallywag posted a TikTok, showin' a jab from Gaga's former shipmates, claimin' she'd never be famous. But lo and behold, the lass has since hoisted her sails high, collectin' awards faster than a pirate collectin' booty!

"Nay!" she declared, "Ye can't let them doubters sink yer ship!" This here Siren of the sea of fame dropped out o' the university, settin’ her sights on the grand adventure o’ music, performin' in the lively taverns of New York. In 2009, she released her treasure-laden album "The Fame," filled with hits that'd make even the grumpiest pirate dance a jig!

But that be not all, dear crew! She took to the silver screen, ‘tis true, winnin’ accolades for her roles in “American Horror Story” and “A Star Is Born.” Currently, she be capturin’ hearts as Harley Quinn in “Joker: Folie à Deux,” explorin' the chaos and quiet within. So, raise a tankard to Lady Gaga, the tempestuous queen of dreams, for she be a true treasure of our times!

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