Arrr! Israel be claimin' they’ve sent the Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' locker, 2,000 buccaneers sunk in Rafah!
2024-09-13
Arrr, mateys! The Israel sea dogs be claimin’ they’ve sent the last scallywags of Hamas to Davy Jones’ locker along the Philadelphi Corridor! With a swift chop, they’ve dispatched the Rafah crew and sent 2,000 foes to the depths below over the past moons. Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of conflict! The brave lads of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) be makin' quite the splash, claimin' they’ve dismantled the nefarious Hamas' Rafah brigade down in the shadowy depths of the Philadelphi Corridor. Aye, they declared they’ve sent over 2,000 scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker through some precision work, like a well-aimed cannonball, savvy?With a hearty rumble and a good bit o’ gunpowder, those Israeli forces have laid waste to eight miles of sneaky subterranean pathways, neutralizin' roughly 80% of the vermin’s tunnels. The Rafah brigade be one of Hamas’ last bastions, now left in tatters, like an old sail in a storm!
But hark! Negotiations for peace seem to be as tricky as findin' a needle in a haystack, as Hamas refuses to cease-fire while the IDF be prowlin' about. Meanwhile, the prime minister be fretful over hostages, warnin’ they could be smuggled away like doubloons in the night!
So, as the winds of change blow, our gallant sailors of the IDF press on with their mission, huntin’ for those pesky tunnels and keepin’ the seas of conflict churnin’. Arrr, what a tangled web we weave in these treacherous waters!