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At a jolly funeral in Turkey, the kin weep for the brave lass Aysenur Eygi, the activist! Arrr!

2024-09-14

Arrr, the old sea dog, father of lass Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, a wee lass with dual flags o' Turkey and the States, be spoutin’ that the land o' Washington be slackin' in givin’ the ol' Israel a proper scoldin' fer her untimely demise! Blimey!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of woe from the high seas of diplomacy! The father of the fair lass Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, bless her soul, be a dual citizen of both Turkey and the good ol' U.S. of A. Now, this scallywag be raisin' his voice like a ship's cannon, sayin' that Washington, that great capital of yonder land, be slackin' in their efforts to pressure the mighty Israel over the tragic fate of his dear daughter.

"Avast!" he cries, "Where be the thunderin' might o' the American fleet when it comes to justice?" He’s callin' out the big wigs in DC, sayin’ they be sittin’ on their hands while his heart be breakin’ like a shipwreck on a stormy night. He feels like a marooned sailor, shoutin' into the void, hopin’ for a rescue that be as elusive as a treasure map in a foggy morn.

In this grand adventure of international relations, he expects the might of the States to rise like a phoenix from the ashes! So, he be demandin’ that they hoist the sails and take action, lest the winds of inaction blow his hopes out to sea. Aye, it be a humorous sight indeed, watchin’ a father call out for justice while the world spins on like a merry-go-round of folly!

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