Arrr, them scallywags be avoidin' talk of Jan. 6, while Trump be jabberin' like a parrot in a storm!
2024-09-14
Arrr, matey! Donald J. Trump be spinnin' a yarn 'bout the Capitol ruckus, makin' it the treasure chest o' his campaign, even when the winds o' fortune be blowin' against him. A true buccaneer o' tall tales, he be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag known as Donald J. Trump. This knave be makin' waves in the political seas, he be! Instead of sailin' with a fair wind, he’s hoistin' the tattered sails of a revisionist tale about the ruckus at yon Capitol. Aye, 'tis true! He be settin’ his compass by this tumultuous event, claimin’ it be the very treasure map to his campaign’s success!But lo and behold, there be little gold to be found in this ghostly pursuit. Even when the tides be turnin’ against him, this crafty pirate refuses to abandon ship! He be clingy to his tale like a barnacle on the hull, even when the seas of politics be murky and stormy, with no benefit in sight. It be a curious thing, indeed, for a captain to steer his vessel into treacherous waters, with naught but his own bluster as his guide!
So, raise yer tankards high and toast to this daring buccaneer! For 'tis a tale of boldness, of mischief, and a wee bit of madness, as he sails the political seas, makin’ his mark, whether it brings him fortune or folly. Yarrr, what a jolly jest it be!