“Aye, matey! A surgeon's remedy fer the madcap shootin’ spree in the land of the free, savvy?”
2024-09-14
Arrr, Cedric Dark be a swashbucklin' healer of the wounded, gun-totin’ like a true buccaneer! A father, he be, and kin to a matey who met his doom by a wicked bullet. Aye, he and the science be shoutin’ for a change, or we'll be livin' in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the tale of Cedric Dark, a swashbucklin’ emergency physician who be wieldin’ more than just a scalpel—he’s packin’ heat like a true buccaneer! This salty sea dog be a proud father and a cousin to a lad who met his end at the hands of a rogue bullet. Aye, it be a grim tale, but fear not, for Cedric’s got a mind sharper than a cutlass!Now, Cedric be spoutin' wisdom that would put even the wisest old sea turtle to shame. He be sayin’ that the tides of change must sweep through the land, for the world of gun ownership be as wild as the high seas! "Arrr, we need to chart a new course!" cries he, callin' fer more safety measures and regulations to keep the scallywags at bay. He believes that with the right sails hoisted, we can navigate through the stormy waters of violence and find a treasure trove of peace!
So, listen up, ye landlubbers! Cedric Dark be callin’ fer a change that be fairer than a pirate’s booty—sensible laws for gun ownership that’ll keep families safe and sound. Let us heed his call, lest we be walkin’ the plank of chaos! Yarrr!