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Arrr, Caitlin Clark be makin' the WNBA assist record walk the plank! Aye, what skill she hath, matey!

2024-09-13

Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be breakin’ the record for most assists in a single season, shiver me timbers! She be showin’ the Las Vegas Aces what true mastery be on the court! Aye, a grand tale to spin ‘round the rum barrel!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the remarkable Caitlin Clark, a lass who be shattering records in the WNBA seas! Just last Friday, she hoisted her 317th assist like a proud captain raising her flag, settin' a new mark for rookies against the fearsome Las Vegas Aces!

But lo! Two days prior, the Aces' fierce veteran, A'ja Wilson, plundered the scoring record with a whopping 956 points. It be a wild time on the court, with the likes of rookie Angel Reese also breakin' the rebound record, makin' the waves all the more tumultuous!

Yet, dear Caitlin be claimin' the spotlight, as she sank her 103rd three-pointer, takin' her rightful place in the Fever's hall of fame for sharpshooters! She be the fastest to reach 100 three-pointers in league history, and aye, she’s the first rookie to tally multiple triple-doubles.

With 12 double-doubles in her treasure chest, she be breakin' records left and right, helpin' the Fever sail into the playoffs for the first time in eight long years! So, raise a tankard to Caitlin Clark, the pirate queen of the court, for she be makin' history in the WNBA seas! Yarrr!

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