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Arrr! Tyreek's lawyer be spillin' the beans on why he be battlin' them pesky tickets! What treasure be the bodycam showin'?

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill, a scallywag of the Miami Dolphins, be claimin' innocence to two pesky traffic fines from a raucous Sunday! His trusty legal parrot squawked to Fox News, spillin' the beans on the matter. A right jolly tale, it be!

Ahoy mateys! 'Tis a tale of Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Miami Dolphins, who finds himself in a stormy sea o' trouble! Aye, he and his lawyer, the cunning Julius B. Collins, be settin' sail with a not guilty plea to two pesky traffic citations, after a row with the law on a fateful Sunday. In a scallywag's spectacle, Hill was caught on tape arguin' with the constables, before bein' hauled from his vessel—er, car—cuffed, and tossed to the ground!

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