Arrr, Pope Francis be sayin’ the U.S. election be like pickin’ the less scallywag o' the crew!
2024-09-13
Arrr, me hearties! Pope Francis be sayin’ that ye landlubbers must choose the “lesser scallywag” in the presidential brawl! Aboard his flying ship, he be urging ye to cast yer vote, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of bad decisions! Vote ye must, or face Davy Jones!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high skies, where none other than Pope Francis be chattin' aboard his grand flying galleon, the papal ship, ‘tis a Singapore Airlines vessel. As he sailed back from his Southeast Asia voyage, he took a moment to ponder the tides of political strife in the land of the free, where the good folk be castin’ their votes come election time.With a wink and a nod, the Holy Sea Captain declared that the American voters be faced with a right tricky choice, ‘twixt the “lesser evil.” Aye, even the Pope knows the seas be stormy when it comes to pickin’ a captain for the ship of state! He urged all good Catholics to steer their consciences true and cast their votes, lest they be labeled scallywags who sit idle while the winds of change blow.
“In matters of political morality,” he declared, “if ye don’t cast yer vote, 'tis a dire misfortune!” So, he implored his flock to hoist the sails of democracy and make their voices heard, lest they end up in Davy Jones’ locker of regret. So, grab yer maps, me hearties, and sail forth to the polls—‘tis a fine adventure awaitin’ ye! Arrr!