Arrr! Pope Francis be sayin’ choose betwixt a scallywag and a landlubber, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
2024-09-13
Arrr, me hearties! Pope Francis be sayin’ the U.S. folks be caught between the devil and the deep blue sea in their election! Trump be a scallywag for his anti-migrant ways, and that lass Harris be no angel with her abortion beliefs. Which be the lesser evil? Blimey, I’m stumped!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be comin' to ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our wise Pope Francis, that holy mariner from across the ocean, be speakin’ on the squall of choices faced by the fine people of the United States in their presidential contest! Arrr, he be likin’ it to a treacherous voyage, a choice between the “lesser of two evils,” he says!Now, this be no ordinary choice, fer one candidate be a landlubber with policies that shun the weary souls seekin’ refuge, while the other be a lass who advocates for the right to choose! Both, claims the Pope, be sailin’ against the winds of life itself! “Which one be the lesser evil?” he pondered aloud, scratchin’ his beard as if he be searchin’ fer buried treasure. “That lady or that gentleman? I can’t say, me hearties!”
So there ye have it, ye salty sea dogs! The Pope be puttin’ forth a riddle fit for the grandest of sea captains, leavin’ us all wonderin’ who among the landlubbers be the better choice. In this stormy political sea, let’s raise a tankard and toast to the art of decision-makin’, or drown our sorrows in rum! Yarrr!