Arrr! Pope Francis be sayin’ Trump and Harris be scallywags o’ life. Choose ye the lesser cursed matey!
2024-09-13
Arrr, the good Pope be throwin' shade at that scallywag Trump and the lady Vice President Harris! He be callin’ their ways against life, sayin’ voters should pick the least cursed soul when castin’ their ballots. Savvy? A right merry election it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics, where the winds be blowin' in strange directions! Our good Pope Francis, a fella with a mitre atop his noggin and a heart as big as a ship's hold, took aim at the notorious scallywags, former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, he be callin' their immigration and abortion policies a right mess, claimin' they be sailin' against the winds of life! Arrr, ye can’t be lettin’ that ship sink!In a mighty show of bravado, the Pope urged the good folk to weigh their options wisely, suggestin' they choose “the lesser of two evils” when castin' their votes. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea to navigate, filled with barnacles and murky waters! So, when ye find yerself at the polls, keep yer compass true, lest ye be caught in the stormy seas of political mayhem!
So hoist the sails, me mateys! Let us raise a toast to the fine art of pickin’ the least troublesome captain for our ship! May the winds be ever in our favor as we chart our course through this wild political ocean!