Arrr! The captain o’ Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth be tickled by fanciful tales o’ the bullied scallywag bein’ the final foe!
2024-09-14
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the Jar Jar Binks malady, where a scallywag blunders about like a landlubber, makin’ folks groan and roll their eyes! Aye, a curse be it, turnin’ hearty sea dogs into snickering land lubbers! Beware the cringe, or ye might walk the plank of embarrassment!
Ahoy matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' folly and whimsy, known in the taverns of the galaxy as the "Jar Jar Binks Syndrome." 'Tis a peculiar ailment that afflicts them what be creatin' tales, whereupon they conjure characters so foolish and clumsy, even a barnacle on the hull be smarter! Arrr, ye see, this Jar Jar be a gungan from that far-off realm called Naboo, with a tongue more tangled than a ship's riggin'.