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Avast! Michigan's Greg Harden, the wise matey to Brady and Phelps, has sailed to Davy Jones at 75! Arrr!

2024-09-14

Arrr, me hearties! The old sea dog, Greg Harden, once the wise counsel o’ Michigan's athletic crew, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 75, takin’ his last voyage thanks to some troublesome surgery. May the wind be at his back in the great beyond!

Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, fer news be blowin’ through the briny deep! Greg Harden, a fine counselor from the University of Michigan, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 75. This old sea dog lent his ear to legends like Tom Brady, Michael Phelps, and Desmond Howard—aye, titans of the gridiron and the pool!

It be told that the great Bo Schembechler, captain of the college football ship, hired this wise matey back in ’86 to steer young lads towards success. Howard, a Heisman hero, spoke of Harden’s calm demeanor like a soothing sea breeze, sayin’, “He brought wisdom and joy to every encounter.” Aye, his absence shall be felt like a ship missing its sails!

Brady, now a seven-time Super Bowl swashbuckler, credited Harden for helpin' him chart his course to glory, claiming, “He meant the world to me!” Even the young McCarthy, current Michigan quarterback, penned a heartfelt letter, likin’ Harden to a guiding star in the dark night.

So raise yer tankards high and toast to the legacy of Greg Harden, a true navigator of the heart, who helped many a lad find their treasure in the storms of life! Fair winds and following seas, mateys!

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