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Arrr! Ex-Saints matey Steve Gleason be steady as a ship, even as Hurricane Francine be blowin' in!

2024-09-14

Arrr, matey! Former New Orleans Saints swashbuckler Steve Gleason be holdin' fast like a sturdy ship, takin' refuge in the hospital as Hurricane Francine rages like a kraken in Louisiana's waters! Aye, he be stable, ready to weather the storm and share a hearty laugh!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of bravery on the high seas of life! Steve Gleason, the valiant safety of the New Orleans Saints, be battlin' the treacherous foe known as ALS, whilst a fearsome tempest, Hurricane Francine, be blowin' through Louisiana like a rogue ship lookin' to plunder.

With the winds howlin' and the rain pourin', our hero needed to be whisked away to Ochsner Medical Center with the help of the brave lads from the New Orleans Fire Department. His family, in a fine act of swashbucklin' communication, let all know that he was stable after bein' rescued from the clutches of the storm. Aye, they be thankin' the first responders for their fearless deeds amidst the chaos!

Despite bein' a tad under the weather with a fever and low blood pressure, Gleason's spirit be undaunted, akin to a pirate in a tavern fight! He shared that ALS be a hurricane of its own, but with the love and support of his crew, he be celebratin' the gift of breathin'. With a heart as big as the seven seas, this former pirate of the gridiron continues to battle bravely, showin' us all what it means to be a true warrior! Yarrr!

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