Arrr, JD Vance be hootin' with college swabs, his lass Usha at his side, in the fair lands of North Carolina!
2024-09-14
Arrr! Republican matey JD Vance set sail to Greenville, North Carolina, with his fair lass Usha, to witness the ruckus of East Carolina University’s footie match! Aye, ’twas a fine day for a jolly good time on land, far from the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, fer I be spin’ ye a yarn ‘bout the lively escapades of Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance and his fair lass, Usha, who set sail to Greenville, North Carolina, on a fine Saturday, ready to root for the East Carolina Pirates! Arrr!Upon their arrival, they docked at the famed watering hole, Sup Dogs, where the crowd erupted in raucous cheers, like a ship’s crew celebrating a fair wind. The couple mingled with the locals, all eager to see their lads battle the Appalachian State crew. Aye, the atmosphere be electric!With a hearty cheer of “USA!” from the throngs, Vance and his fair Usha made their way to Dowdy-Ficklin Stadium, as if they were royalty aboard a mighty vessel. They took to the field for the national anthem, and the spirit of camaraderie filled the air like the scent of rum on a pirate ship!Though Vance be a Buckeyes fan from Ohio, he jested ‘bout how his loyalties might sway the winds of Michigan’s voters. He even proposed a grand visit to the Ohio State-Michigan clash, where he’d be celebratin’ like a true sea dog if all goes well. Aye, sports and politics be a grand treasure hunt, indeed!