Arrr! Young Nate Wiggins be benched, matey! A car smash be keepin' him from clashin' with the Raiders! Ha-ha!
2024-09-14
Arrr, matey! Young Nate Wiggins of the Ravens be caught in a squall o' neck woes after a ruckus with a landlocked vessel! Alas, he’ll be stayin’ ashore this Sunday, lookin’ like a swab who be avoidin’ the high seas of football!
Ahoy mateys! The brash Ravens be settin' sail fer a clash with the scallywag Raiders this Sunday in Baltimore, hopin' to rise after a heart-wrenchin' loss in their season opener!But alas, the fierce crew be missin' one of their finest defenders, the young sea dog Nate Wiggins, who met with calamity in a car crash, leavin' him on the shores, not in the fray! Coach John Harbaugh be declarin' that Wiggins be sidelined due to a neck ache, though he be as healthy as a clam, bless his heart!
Harbaugh be sayin', "He's fine, just can't take the field." Wiggins be the fourth mate to find trouble on the high seas of summer, joinin' the likes of tight end Mark Andrews and two other defenders who faced similar fates. He made a valiant effort against the Chiefs, tallyin' two tackles before the skies turned gray.
As fer the next adventure against the Cowboys, it be a mystery, as the doc's not even sure what be happenin'! Harbaugh be takin' a wait-and-see approach, sayin', "The doctors don’t know, and they be the doctors!" So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s pray the Ravens find their treasure in victory! Arrr!