Arrr, Colin Jost be confessin’ buyin’ a ferry with Pete be the daftest treasure he ever plundered!
2024-09-14
Arrr, Colin Jost be lamentin' his folly o' buyin' a Staten Island Ferry with Pete Davidson, ye see! The scallywag o' "SNL" be confessin’ it be the “dumbest” trinket he ever laid his hands upon—aye, a vessel as cursed as a three-legged parrot!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Colin Jost, a jolly jester from SNL, who found himself in a right pickle after buyin' a grand ol’ Staten Island Ferry, the MV John F. Kennedy, with his matey Pete Davidson. This folly of theirs set 'em back a cool $280,000, and they dreamt of turnin' it into the hottest tavern afloat! But, lo and behold, Colin soon realized he might’ve been a wee bit daft."Twas the dumbest purchase me eyes ever laid upon," he bellowed, while tryin' to explain his madcap idea at a fashion show aboard the very vessel. He thought he was snaggin' a treasure for the price of a squishy piece of land, but alas, not much has been done to refurbish the old tub since they plundered it from the auction. Colin's too busy swabbin' the decks of his comedy career to dedicate time to this nautical nightmare!
Even his fair lady, Scarlett Johansson, raised an eyebrow at the news, wonderin’, "Ye own a boat now?" Yet, she’s come 'round to thinkin' it might just be a quirky venture worth their time. Plans are afoot to convert this seafaring ship into a floating hotel, complete with rooms, grub, and grog! So, raise the sails, and let’s hope this wild adventure keeps its spirit afloat in the waters of New York!