"Landlubber hiker tangoed with a bear, now bandaged up like a shipwreck! Aye, talk about a bumpy voyage!"
2024-09-14
Arrr, matey! A landlubber of 45 summers, wanderin’ the wilds of Canada, found himself in a bear’s embrace, givin’ him a right good thrashin’! The lawmen be sayin’ he got himself “extensive” injuries—aye, that bear be needin’ a hearty lesson in manners! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn of a landlubber who thought he’d take a wee stroll in the wilds of Alberta, Canada. A 45-year-old scallywag, hailing from Calgary, fancied himself a lone adventurer, trekking about the Crowsnest Pass when—blimey!—a bear did appear, ready to make him its lunch on a fine Friday morn! 'Twas around the hour of eleven, when the furry fiend decided to give the hiker a taste of its hospitality, leavin’ him more bruised than a shipwrecked sailor.Upon hearing the distress signal, the brave RCMP and a crew of daring rescuers came a-sailing to the lad's aid, aided by the likes of Fire Rescue and even a flying ambulance! With them SOS devices, ye can shout for help when yer in a pickle, just like a pirate in need of rum! The fellow was whisked away to the nearest hospital, his injuries a reminder that the wilderness be full of surprises, some more perilous than a kraken attack!
They say the bear that took a fancy to him might've been a grizzly or a black bear, but who’s to know? Just remember, savvy adventurers, always tell yer mates where ye be off to, lest ye end up bein’ a bear's next meal! Arrr!