Arrr, Arch Manning be brewin' up two touchdowns in three swipes, jumpin' off the bench like a mad sea dog!
2024-09-14
Arrr, mateys! Young Arch Manning be a scallywag of a player! He sailed the field like a swift ship, makin' off with a 67-yard treasure after tossin’ a pass. A touchdown fit for the tales of old, aye! Raise the rum for this jolly buccaneer’s grand adventure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a young swab named Arch Manning, the new cannonball thrower for the Texas Longhorns! On a fine Saturday, this lad broke free from the cursed chains of his kin, those landlubber Mannings, famed fer their slow-footed ways.