The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! A scallywag be bested by a speedrun ghost, then a wise old dev spins a yarn 'bout blame, savvy?

2024-09-15

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a "panic code," and this scallywag of a dev be as useful as a leaky cannon! He be scribblin' naught, just lettin' the winds of chaos blow through his ship! Har har har!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout a code most foul! It be known as "panic code," a treacherous tangle of scrawls that'd make even Davy Jones himself shiver in his boots! This here dev, a landlubber of the highest order, claimeth to be our ship's coder, but lo and behold! He be not the creator of this cursed parchment!

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