Arrr! Israel be gettin' a wake-up call from Yemen's cannonballs and a hearty volley from Lebanon at dawn!
2024-09-15
Arrr, matey! A fiery cannonball of a missile was shot from Yemen's shores, crashin' in the fields of central Israel on the break o' Sunday! Loud sirens be blarin', makin' the fine folk jump like scallywags! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of mischief from the high seas o' Yemen, where a long-range missile was launched like a cannonball on a Sunday morn, landing smack dab in central Israel, says the Israeli military, savvy?The blaring of air raid sirens sent shivers through the land, and local scallywags shared snaps of what seemed to be bits of missile debris havin' a wee holiday at a train station in Modiin. Fear not, for no souls were harmed nor ships sunk, though a fire did spark in the countryside, makin' quite the ruckus!
But wait! As if that weren't enough, around 40 projectiles from Lebanon decided to join the party! Some met their match with interceptors while others plopped harmlessly in the open sea. “Explosions!” cried the townsfolk, but it was merely the sound of interceptors makin' a ruckus, not a swashbucklin’ battle, ye see?
The mischief-makers, the Iran-backed Houthis, have been throwin’ a fit since the Israel-Hamas dust-up began over a year ago. With Iran backin' these sea rogues, they've made quite the name for themselves, attackin' anything that floats near Israel's shores. Ah, the chaos of the sea—what a fine tale of mayhem, eh? Arrr!