A scallywag sailor caught in Venezuela, scheming to shake the ship—blimey, matey, what a right pickle!
2024-09-15
Arrr, matey! The State Department be spoutin’ that a U.S. swab is among the six scallywags caught in Venezuela for hatchin' schemes to stir the pot in that land o' Latin mischief! Aye, looks like our buccaneer be in a bit o' a pickle!
Avast ye hearties! A U.S. sea dog be caught in the clutches of that swashbucklin' landlubber, Venezuela! The State Department be spoutin' tales of a Navy matey, one Wilbert Joseph Castañeda Gomez, who along with a motley crew—Americans, Spaniards, and a Czech—be accused of schemin' to send their captain, Nicolás Maduro, to Davy Jones’ locker!Now, the scallywags in Caracas—led by the raucous Diosdado Cabello—be claimin' these lads were up to no good, tryin' to plunder the riches of Venezuela. But ye State Department, with a puffed-up parrot named Matt Miller, be hollerin’ that such claims be “categorically false.” They even hinted at two more American sailors bein' held captive, makin' this whole affair smell fishier than a barrel of rotten cod!
As the tides of diplomacy churn, Spain be claimin’ their own sailors were snapped up for mere photo-snappin’! They be demandin' answers like a captain demandin’ rum after a long voyage. Meanwhile, the good ol’ U.S. be keepin’ to its guns, callin' for a fair and square democratic solution. So batten down the hatches, mates, for this be a stormy sea of international intrigue! Yarrr!