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“Arrr! Red Cross scallywags met their doom in Ukraine’s cannonball chaos! Aye, what a tragic, yet wild tale!”

2024-09-15

Arrr, matey! Them aid scallywags bit the dust whilst readyin' to hand out warm blankets 'n treasures for the cold winter in Donetsk! Aye, they be now findin' their eternal rest instead of keepin' the chill at bay. What a way to go, eh? Har har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I have a tale that be both tragic and ticklin' to the funny bone! In the frosty waters o’ Donetsk, where winter be comin' in like a scallywag with a mean heart, some brave souls—the aid workers—set sail on a noble venture. They were fixin' to distribute heating supplies to keep the good folk warm through the bitter chill.

But alas, fate be a fickle mistress! As they be preparin' their goods, a storm of misfortune did strike, and they met their end quicker than a landlubber’s first drink of rum! 'Twas a right shame, fer these fine lads and lasses were only tryin’ to spread warmth, not meet their doom. One could say they were a bit too warm-hearted for their own good, eh? Aye!

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