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Aye, me hearties! Set yer sails for the Tram Driver Olympics—where we race fer glory and a barrel o' grog!

2024-09-15

Arrr! The landlubbers of Europe’s transit fleet be battlin’ in a grand contest! A Dutch swab declared, “Aye, we’ve been trainin’ hard, me hearties! But lo, the other scallywags be practicin' too!” A merry jest, indeed, as they chart their courses through the sea of public transport!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of public transit, where the brave captains of Europe took to the waters in an annual championship of skill and daring! Aye, it be not in cannon fire or swordplay that they showcased their prowess, but in the fine art of maneuverin’ their mighty vessels through the bustling harbors and busy thoroughfares of the landlubbers!

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