Arrr, Deion be temptin’ fate, chasin’ glory while his lad be dodgin' danger from them CSU scallywags! Har har!
2024-09-15
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders be sendin' his crew to plunder a touchdown on the last leg o' the game, when he could've just danced with the clock! Aye, avoidin' injury be wise, but why not tempt fate for a jolly good jaunt? Savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Deion Sanders and the rowdy crew o’ the Colorado Buffaloes, who swaggered to a 28-9 victory over them landlubbers from Colorado State! But lo, a mere 19-point triumph be not enough for our captain, for they sought to add insult to injury by chasing another touchdown like a scallywag after buried treasure!With nary a care for caution, the Buffaloes scuttled about the field, tossing passes into the wind while Shedeur Sanders took a blow from a mountain o’ muscle, a 300-pound beast of a lineman. “Score we shall!” roared Deion, oblivious to the protocol o’ the game. “Ain’t it all ‘bout the scoring?” he bellowed like a cannon blast!
Now, mind ye, their previous clash saw one o' their star lads, Travis Hunter, carted off to the doctor’s lair with a lacerated liver, a grim reminder of the dangers of the gridiron. But the winds o’ controversy were a-blowin’, with the Colorado State crew yappin' and blatherin' before the match as if they were the kings of the sea. “We’ll show ‘em revenge!” they boasted, but alas, revenge came in the form of a piñata full of touchdowns!
So raise yer tankards, for Colorado sails into the Big 12 next week, ready to plunder anew against Baylor! Arrr!