"Arrr! Three landlubbers from the States be toastin' in Congo fer makin' a right mess of a coup, ha-ha!"
2024-09-15
Arrr! Three landlubbers from the good ol’ U.S. of A be among 37 scallywags sentenced to meet Davy Jones after a botched coup in Congo! On that fateful day, armed ruffians took over the king's office, but alas, their captain met a swift end. Aye, the Malanga lads and their matey Tyler be in a pickle!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of folly and mischief on the high seas of politics! 'Twas a dark day in the Democratic Republic of Congo, where three landlubbers from the good ol' U.S. of A. found themselves swingin' from the gallows. Yarr, on a fateful Friday, a military court laid the iron hand upon 37 scallywags, condemn’d to the depths of Davy Jones' locker fer their role in a botched coup attempt back in May.Picture this, if ye will: a band of armed ruffians stormed the presidency’s quarters in Kinshasa, thinkin' they could seize the day! But alas, their grand scheme was cut short when security forces made short work of their leader, the U.S.-based Congolese rogue, Christian Malanga. Aye, he met his maker in a most unfortunate fashion!
Among the captured crew was Marcel Malanga, the brave son of the fallen captain, and his matey, Tyler Thompson, who once tossed around a pigskin in high school. They thought they could plunder power, but instead, they be walkin' the plank! So, raise a mug of grog to these misguided souls, for they’ve shown that even in the world of piracy, ye best be wary when schemin' for the crown!