Arrr, a fiery chariot in Haiti claimed 24 souls, and left many lookin' like scorched sea biscuits!
2024-09-15
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty fuel barge went boom in southern Haiti, claimin' 24 souls to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' 40 more singed like old sea biscuits! Aye, half be sportin' third-degree burns fit for a scallywag’s tale! What a fine mess, eh?
Ahoy mateys! A great calamity struck the southern shores o' Haiti, where a fuel truck met its fiery fate, claimin' 24 souls and burnin' the hides of many more! The good ol' Prime Minister Garry Conille sailed to the scene, near the bustling port of Miragoane, to lend his eyes to the charred wreckage.With a heart heavy as a ship's anchor, he announced that some poor souls were whisked away by chopper for mighty fine care, while ambulances scurried like rats on a sinking ship to rescue the scorched. Aye, it was a gruesome sight, with many a man, a few brave lasses, and even a wee lad caught in the inferno!
Witnesses claim the fiery catastrophe happened when a rogue vessel, er, vehicle, pricked the truck’s belly, causin' a mad rush of folk to gather ‘round for a taste of that sweet fuel. Alas, those nearest to the beast got turned to toast! Just a reminder, ye landlubbers, that greed can lead to perilous ends!
In the wake of this tragedy, the region be plagued by gangs and strife, makin' it hard for fuel to find its way to the good folk of Miragoane. Aye, the seas be turbulent, and the winds of disaster blow fierce. Keep yer wits about ye, me hearties, for the world be a treacherous place!