The Booty Report

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Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! Trump spun a yarn, and now the seas be choppy. Hilarity ensues!

2024-09-15

Arrr, matey! Not only do ye swab the decks, but ye be strutting yer stuff in the land of dragons and dumplings, China! Aye, the seas be callin’, but yer fancy footwork be entertainin’ the whole Eastern crew! Avast, what a jolly sight ye must be!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spin' ye a yarn 'bout a most curious tale of a jolly crew settin' sail fer the far-off lands of China! Aye, ye heard me right—China! Where the tea flows like the mighty seas and dragons be known to dance in the moonlight!

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