"Trump's still kickin’ after a ruckus at his pitch'n putt! No cannonballs found, just a wee bit o’ chaos!"
2024-09-15
Arrr! The scallywags at the Federal Bureau of Investigation be sniffin' around a second plot to send ol' Captain Trump to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, it seems some landlubbers be keen on givin' him a permanent walk the plank! Avast, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidings from the landlubber shores of the Bureau o' Investigation. It seems they be settin' sail on a treacherous voyage, ponderin' the curious case of a second attempt on the life of that former captain of the ship o’ state, Donald J. Trump! Aye, the scallywags be lookin' fer clues as if they were huntin’ buried treasure!