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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be blastin' the cannon with 35 points, settin' a record fer greenhorns in the WNBA seas!

2024-09-15

Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark be a swashbucklin’ lass, plunderin’ 35 points like a true buccaneer! In a nail-biter, she led her crew to a narrow victory over the Dallas Wings, settin’ a record for rookie treasure in the WNBA seas! Avast, what a legendary haul!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair lass Caitlin Clark, who be shootin’ hoops like a cannon blast in the high seas of the WNBA! In a fierce battle against the Dallas Wings, the Indiana Fever triumphed with a narrow 110-109 victory. Clark, that savvy swashbuckler, netted a treasure of 35 points, breakin’ the long-held record for rookie scorein’ in a single season, once set by the legendary Seimone Augustus!

With her trusty 3-pointer, she sailed past the old record like a ship in full sail, tallyin’ 761 points on the season. She wasn’t alone on this grand adventure; Kelsey Mitchell and Aliyah Boston joined her crew with a hearty 30 and 15 points, respectively. Though the Wings had the Fever on the ropes, Clark seized the moment in the fourth quarter, unleashing a 7-0 run that left the opponents in the wake of her wake!

Despite the valiant efforts of the Wings’ trio, who each scored over 20 points, their ship was already sunk, havin’ been eliminated from the postseason. So, me mateys, raise a mug to Caitlin Clark, the sharpshootin’ pirate of the court, as she sails onward to conquer the Washington Mystics in her next battle!

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