Arrr! Trump’s snug as a bug, while a scallywag’s in chains after cannon fire at the golf greens!
2024-09-15
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be safe, though gunfire blazed near his fairway! Secret Service scallywags spied a landlubber with a rifle, but they let loose their own shots. The knave tried to skedaddle, but now he be in irons—his weapon snatched away! Aye, what a ruckus on the greens!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar, straight from the shores of Florida where the winds be blowin' wild! It seems our erstwhile captain, Donald Trump, be safe and sound after a ruckus erupted near his fine golfing grounds. Aye, the scallywags be makin' trouble on a sun-kissed Sunday, when a rogue with a rifle decided t’ take aim at the greens where our fearless leader be swingin’ his clubs.The brave lads o' the Secret Service spotted the knave pointin’ his weapon at the course—what a dastardly deed! With hearts poundin’ like cannon fire, they sprung into action, lettin’ loose a volley at the miscreant who thought he could flee like a slippery fish. But alas, they caught him quicker than a shark on a tuna!
Now, the scoundrel be in chains, and the weapon be taken from his grasp, while Trump, the jolly old captain, remains unharmed amidst the chaos. So raise yer tankards high, for in the face of danger, our captain hath weathered the storm! Aye, may this tale remind ye that even in the high seas of politics, trouble lurks like a shark in the depths!