Arrr, the lawmen be snoopin' ‘round a plot to make the orange captain walk the plank in Florida!
2024-09-15
Arrr, mateys! The FBI be settin’ sail to West Palm Beach, where an attempted whackin’ of ol’ Trump be afoot! Fear not, fer the former captain be safe after a cannon blast at his golf cove. The Secret Service let fly at the scallywag! Aye, a right ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas treachery, but in the realm of the landlubbers! The FBI, them sea dogs of law and order, be makin' their way to West Palm Beach, Florida, where they be investigatin' a most sinister plot—an attempted assassination of that scallywag, Donald Trump!