Arrr! Trump be safe, sayin’ gunfire be just a raucous parley on the high seas of his campaign!
2024-09-15
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be shiverin’ in his boots as the Secret Service let fly at a scallywag brandishin’ a blunderbuss outside his treasure trove o’ golf! They’ve nabbed the knave, likely up to no good, and not just a rogue with a shiny piece! Avast, what a day!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of peril and pistol play at the shores of Trump International Golf Club! T'was a ruckus on a sun-soaked Sunday, when the seas of West Palm Beach be disturbed by a scallywag brandishin' a rifle like a pirate with a cutlass! Arrr, the Secret Service, those fine guardians o' the realm, sprang into action like a ship's crew in a storm, firin' their cannons—well, bullets, ye see—at the knave!The winds whispered of a dastardly plot, a possible assassination attempt on the former captain of the realm, Donald Trump! Aye, the authorities be treatin' this as serious business, arrestin' the rogue who dared to disturb the peace. They say he weren't just some random rogue wanderin' about with an AK-47, but a man with nefarious schemes in his heart!
So, fear not, me hearties, for our former President be safe and sound, havin' dodged a bullet—quite literally! And though the sun be shinin’ bright, this here saga serves as a reminder that even on the greenest greens, one must keep a weather eye open fer trouble! Now, let’s raise a mug of grog to Trump and the brave souls who protect him from the pirates of ill intent! Arrr!