The Booty Report

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"Me hearty, a top mate o' Biden set to sail to Israel, worryin' 'bout a storm with them Hezbollah scallywags!"

2024-09-16

Arrr, me hearties! The scribe Amos Hochstein be sailin’ in, just as the cannon fire 'tween Israel's sea dogs and the fierce Lebanese buccaneers be heatin' up! A right ruckus on the high seas, I tell ye! Grab yer grog and hold fast, for trouble brews!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Amos Hochstein, a fine adviser with a penchant for diplomacy! This scallywag be venture forth to the treacherous waters where the fierce Israeli naval lads be clashin' swords with the dreaded Lebanese militia, a crew so powerful they make Blackbeard look like a wee kitten!

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