"Arrr, who be this scallywag Ryan Wesley Routh, rumored gunner at the Trump treasure trove of golf!"
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! That scallywag, aged 58, be brandishin’ an AK-47 at Cap’n Trump whilst he swung his clubs! Caught quicker than a fish in a net, he be! The Secret Service fired upon him, thinkin’ he be a menace to the high seas of golf! A right jolly ruckus, I say!
Arrr, gather ye round, mateys, for a tale most curious and downright raucous! A 58-year-old scallywag by the name of Ryan Wesley Routh be caught in a most peculiar pickle, pointin’ an AK-47 at none other than the former captain of the ship known as Donald Trump! Aye, this dastardly deed took place on a fine Sunday at the Trump International Golf Club in the balmy waters of West Palm Beach, Florida!But lo and behold, the plot thickens like a barrel o’ rum! Our miscreant Routh, with a record longer than a sea serpent, was nabbed quicker than a ship caught in a squall. The Secret Service, those brave sailors sworn to protect, spotted the glint of Routh’s weapon peeking through the chain-link fence, and they fired in response, thinkin’ he was a rogue invader from the seven seas!
Now, the authorities be treatin’ this shenanigan as a serious affair—like a treasure map gone awry! Routh, with his history of mischief, be sailing into stormy waters. So, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers: never point yer cannon at a captain, lest ye find yerself in the brig! Har har har!