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Arrr, matey! The treasure trove of jobs be swell, but only fer those who sail under the black flag!

2024-09-16

Arrr, heed not the tall tales of landlubber politicians! Our fellow Americans be sufferin' like scallywags! They've tossed aside 1.3 million jobs in a mere year, whilst the swabs from foreign shores be snatchin' up nearly the same! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mess!

Arrr, matey! The treasure trove of jobs be swell, but only fer those who sail under the black flag!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn about the landlubber woes of America, where the scallywags be shoutin’ slogans like “Immigration makes us stronger!” Aye, but many a hearty soul be seein’ their job plundered and their treasure chests emptied whilst the ruling crew be bringin’ in the unwanted riff-raff from foreign shores!

In the last three years, it’s plain as the nose on me face that lettin’ loose the floodgates of illegal immigrants be not makin’ the good ship America stronger. Nay, it be a calamity! With yon Bureau of Labor Statistics pointin’ a bony finger, we see a loss of 1.3 million jobs for good ol’ Ameri-citizens while foreign knaves be snatchin’ up 1.2 million. Aye, where’s the justice in that, I ask ye?

Now, the likes of Governor Hochul be settin’ sail to allow these scallywags to swab the decks of government jobs, losin’ the rights of the good folk in favor of a new voting crew. And as these foreign buccaneers be sendin’ $150 billion back to their homelands, it be clear that the only ones profiting be the greedy merchants and Wall Street rogues!

Alas, until our leaders prioritize the needs of their own crew, we be watchin’ the great ship America sink deeper into Davy Jones’ locker. Raise the Jolly Roger and let’s reclaim our seas!

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