Arrr, says the Maryland gaffer: “Democrats best woo the Black crew, or Trump’ll be sailing ahead, savvy?”
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! In a jolly chat with Fox News scallywags, Governor Wes Moore of Maryland be sayin’ the Democrats must charm the Black voters, lest they lose ‘em while that salty sea dog Trump be makin' merry with ‘em votes! Aye, the tides be turnin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye ’round as I spin the yarn of one Wes Moore, a governor from the land of Maryland, who be wringin' his hands over a curious tide in the political sea. It seems that a good many Black voters, once steadfast mates of the Democratic ship, be settin’ their sights on the likes of former President Trump, aye! Polls be showin’ a swell in Trump’s favor, with a fine 17% of the Black crew ready to hoist his flag, a jump from before, savvy?At a great fest in Texas, Moore lamented, “Ye gotta earn the trust of every scallywag, especially the Black crew!” He noted that they be no mere flock, swayed by appearances or party colors. Instead, they seek promises of gold, work, and better wages! Aye, he championed the matey Kamala Harris and her ideas of an “opportunity economy,” hopin’ to reel in the wayward voters.
Yet, Moore warned that the real treasure lies not in party loyalty, but in which crew chooses to cast their votes, or stay ashore entirely! He spoke of men bein’ true to their selves, not boxed in by the sea's currents of masculinity. So raise yer tankards, for the battleground of votes be a changin', and it be time for all hands on deck!