Arrr, matey! Scallywag at Trump's treasure trove be sayin' he'd duel and shuffle off to Davy Jones in Ukraine!
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! Ryan Wesley Routh, a scallywag of 58 summers, spun a yarn to The New York Times in 2023, claimin’ he sailed to Ukraine to rustle up some Afghan buccaneers for a jolly good brawl! Avast, what a merry notion, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag by the name of Ryan Wesley Routh, a buccaneer of the ripe age o' fifty-eight! Aye, in the year o' our Lord 2023, this landlubber took it upon himself to sail to the distant shores o' Ukraine, with a wild glimmer in his eye and a hungry heart fer adventure.Now, what be the nefarious purpose o’ this voyage, ye ask? Why, it be none other than to recruit a band o’ Afghan warriors, those fierce lads and lasses who’ve faced many a storm on the battlefield! Routh, in his infinite wisdom—or perhaps folly—decided that these brave souls could lend their swords to the fray in Ukraine. Aye, a true captain of chaos if there ever was one!
Imagine the ruckus, me mateys! A bunch o' Afghan fighters settin' sail with this rogue, all in the name o' a grand adventure! Ye might say he be tryin' to assemble a motley crew fit for a raucous tavern brawl or a treasure hunt gone awry! So, next time ye be ponderin' the wild whims o' the human soul, think of Ryan Wesley Routh, the pirate o' recruitment, chasin' glory on distant seas! Arrr!