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Arrr, matey! Joe Mixon be chasin' the NFL like a scallywag after a no-call on a hip-drop mishap!

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin' star of the Texans, be ragin' like a stormy sea over a foul call that left him limpin’ like a three-legged parrot against the Bears on Sunday eve! Blimey, where be the justice on this treacherous voyage?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the NFL, the swashbucklin' league of gridiron warriors! This year, they be banishin' the dreaded swivel hip-drop tackle, a move o' mischief that hath caused many a sailor—er, player—great injury. The commissioner, a captain o' the seas himself, led the charge, and the owners be unanimous in their decision, despite the hullabaloo from the Players Association, who be sayin' it be confusin' for all aboard!

But lo and behold, the fears of the NFLPA seem to be comin’ true! In a recent clash, the gallant Joe Mixon of the Houston Texans found himself brought low by a tackle that he deemed illegal. Limping off with an ankle ailment, he took to the sea of social media to voice his grievances, demandin’ to know why the officials didn’t throw a flag for that dastardly hip-drop!

Even the wise captain of the Texans, DeMeco Ryans, be ponderin’ whether that tackle be a true hip-drop or just a rough sea of play. With sea legs crossed, we can only hope ol' Mixon finds fair winds and a speedy recovery! Aye, the officials know it be a tricky business callin’ fouls on the field, and it seems this rule may need a bit more navigatin’!

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