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"Arrr, ex-Bengals matey TJ be blastin' them scallywag refs after a near miss: 'Calls be as rotten as fish guts!'"

2024-09-16

Arrr, me hearties! T.J. Houshmandzadeh, once a shining star of the Bengals crew, be takin' a mighty swing at the referees after their narrow defeat to the Kansas City scallywags! Blimey, those officials be as useful as a cannon made of cheese!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the ruckus on the gridiron 'twixt the Kansas City Chiefs and the Cincinnati Bengals! On a fateful Sunday, the officials found themselves in a tempest of controversy, being blasted for their blunders and missed calls, like a ship lost at sea!

The Chiefs claimed victory, 26 to 25, but not without a fair share of squawking from the Bengals’ crew, particularly about a pass interference penalty that saved the day for Kansas City. Even the former wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh joined the fray, bemoaning the referees for their apparent favoritism towards the Chiefs. He bellowed on the high seas of social media, “Why bother with the game if the outcomes be known?”

During the fracas, young Ja'Marr Chase found himself in hot water, cursing the ref like a scurvy dog after a tackle that went uncalled. The ref, Alex Kemp, received Chase’s tongue-lashing with all the grace of a barnacle on a ship's hull and promptly threw a flag, leaving the Bengals’ momentum dashed like a shipwrecked vessel. Alas, the Chiefs sailed on to glory while Chase sulked on the sidelines, a helmet in hand, wishing for calmer seas ahead!

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