Arrr, matey! Blame the scallywags’ jabberin’ for that second crack at Davy Trump's life, I tells ya!
2024-09-16
Arrr, mateys! On the high seas o' politics, a second scallywag tried to send Donald Trump to Davy Jones' locker whilst he be swingin' his clubs! A sharp-eyed Secret Service swab spotted a cannon in the brambles, lettin' loose on the knave! A right frightful tale o’ treachery, indeed!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye a tale as wild as a tempest on the high seas! Just the other day, our old landlubber, Donald Trump, found himself in the sights of some scallywag's nefarious plot! Aye, it be true! This be the second time in two moons that he’s been the target of a dastardly assassination attempt!