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“Arrr! Another stab in th' dark? We shan't let this scallywag nonsense steer our ship o’ elections!”

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! Violence be no fit cutlass fer the seas of politics in America, yet here we be, squabblin' over another plot to send Trump to Davy Jones' locker whilst he swung his clubs! Fear not, for the scallywag be unscathed, and the tale be only just settin' sail!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer this be a tale of high seas and low politics! It seems that violence be a scallywag’s game, yet here we be again, with whispers of a dastardly plot to send the former captain, Donald Trump, to Davy Jones’ locker!

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