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Arrr! Disney's captain Dana be sayin' her jolly bond with Kamala ain't swayed the debate, savvy? Aye, matey!

2024-09-16

Arrr, savvy mateys! Senior Disney wench Dana Walden be laughin’ off worries o’ her grand matey Kamala Harris swayin' the ABC Presidential debate. She claims their bond be as pure as gold doubloons! Aye, ‘tis just a merry tale of two scallywags!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a lady of the Disney seas, Dana Walden, who be chummy with none other than Vice President Kamala Harris. On a fine Sunday, this executive lass brushed off talk of favoritism during ABC’s Presidential Debate, claimin' her friendship didn’t sway the ship's course. Aye, they’ve been pals since the days of yore—1994, to be precise—while their husbands have sailed the same waters since the '80s.

But lo, after the debate, whispers of bias filled the air like cannon smoke! Trump be fact-checked five times while Harris strolled through unscathed. Walden, donning her best captain’s hat at the Emmy Awards, waved away the accusations with a flick of her wrist, claimin’ ABC News be full of top-notch journalists. Critics, however, be sayin' that the reputations of moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis be as damaged as a shipwrecked vessel, leading to a stormy debate fallout.

As the winds of political favor blow, Walden's donations to Democrats and her cozy ties with Harris raise eyebrows like sails in a gusty gale. With whispers of her rise to captain the Disney ship post-Iger, it seems her friendship with a potential future president be a treasure she aims to keep close. Yarrr, what a tangled web we weave in the high seas of politics and entertainment!

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